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Perverted Politics – Little Marco Rubio
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By Dan Joyce Remember when Trump called him "Little Marco"? Said he was sweating buckets on stage like he just ran a marathon in a sauna. It was the 2016 Republican primaries, and Marco Rubio was supposed to be the fresh-faced golden boy—the great hope of the establishment GOP. He fought Trump tooth and nail. Called him unfit, unstable, and dangerous. It was a political bloodbath. Fast-forward to today: guess who’s back, back again... on Trump’s cabinet? That’s right. Little Marco. The same guy who once tried to stand up to the bully now folds like a cheap lawn chair....
Perverted Politics: Elon Musk, Spaced-Out Spaceman Secretary of Government Efficiency
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by Dan Joyce Let’s face it—this guy is a nerd. But not just any nerd. Elon Musk is the type of nerd who builds rocket ships for fun, tweets in riddles, and probably has a fridge that runs on AI and judges your snack choices. And now… he’s the Secretary of Government Efficiency? I mean, really? The same guy who made traffic tunnels in L.A. that look like hamster tubes for Teslas is now going to streamline the DMV? The guy who launched a car into space because… “why not”? That’s the man we’re trusting to untangle the bureaucracy? Imagine...
Perverted Politics – Texan Ted Cruz, Political Puppet
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By Dan Joyce There are snakes in Texas, but not all of them slither. Some wear suits, grin like salesmen, and pretend to have a backbone. Enter stage right: Senator Ted Cruz, a man so politically slimy, even a baby wouldn’t let him kiss her. Seriously, remember that viral moment? Cruz leaned in to plant one on a baby’s cheek and the infant recoiled like it had just seen a haunted doll. Babies may not vote, but they know something ain't right. That instinct? Priceless. That reaction? Peak Texas prophecy. Ted Cruz is a walking contradiction. A Harvard-educated pitbull who...
Perverted Politics – Marjorie Taylor Screening, the President’s Political Puppet
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Welcome to the circus. Step right up and witness the latest act in America’s greatest political sideshow: Marjorie Taylor Greene — the star-spangled showgirl for the deplorables, the racists, and the Christian nationalists. Draped in red, white, and delusion, she parades herself as a savior of the Constitution while trampling its core values with every soundbite. She’s become the walking contradiction of the Gospel she pretends to champion — a twisted icon of "Jesus" carrying an AR-15, a Bible in one hand, and an assault rifle in the other. This isn’t the Prince of Peace we know. It’s a fabricated...
Perverted Politics – Trump This!
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The MAGA movement, born of red hats and rage, has evolved into something far more dangerous than a slogan. It’s now a cult of personality, wrapped in a flag, waving a Bible, and beating the Constitution with it. Donald Trump’s political legacy is not one of economic genius or moral fortitude—it’s a scorched-earth strategy of division, grievance, and deceit. Morality: The Emperor Has No Shame Let’s be blunt: Trump’s moral compass is broken, if it was ever installed. From mocking the disabled to bragging about sexual assault, he’s normalized indecency in public life. The MAGA movement doesn’t just excuse this—it...