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JKAT JOKES A Jkat (known mentally ill) is the lowest on the hierarchy of the criminal justice system, above only a child molester. They are stereotyped to drool and make no sense. You gotta realize around the time j-category was set by the police, they were prescribing tranquilizers for them such as Thorazine, because psychotropic medicine was beginning and experimental. So, they got the strong stuff. They didn't have big Pharma or antidepressant lite. I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKIN’ BALL! JKAT IN THE HOUSE!!! So, a Mexican, a Jew and a JKAT get on a bus. Who gets off...

Gangster’s Alley the unlikely prophet episode 9 by Dan Joyce   Patrick Damon and His Angry Woman In the nineteen thirties They were getting dirty The days to Tommy guns There they met In a dark casino Looking for some fun   Chorus Patrick Damon and His Angry Women On the wrong side of the law   Patrick Damon, Cold Heart Loretta And Sweet Cheeks Marie Packed their guns To have some fun On a bank robbing spree It was quite a caper They made the paper And then the three were called Chorus   They started shooting and went...

Sam and the Social Worker By Dan Joyce ©2023   Act 1Getting there Scene 1 assessment   Social Worker: I’m here to do an assessment, Sam. You are here for suicidal ideations, correct? Why is this?   Sam: My family is forcing me into homelessness. So, I threatened suicide to get their attention.   Social Worker: Why do you feel they are trying to make you homeless?   Sam: They are punishing me for a joke I told on Youtube the last time I was homeless.   Social Worker: What was the joke?   Sam: I said if anyone can...

Manic Manifesto The unlikely prophet Prequel – episode. 5 By Dan Joyce ©2023   I watch atheist videos online at night, because they are dry and boring and put me to sleep. But then I wake up the next morning not believing in God. When people ask you how you're doing, they don't always want you say, fine. So I try to tell them every little bit of how I'm doing... I should just say, fine. On my gravestone, I want written the words, I did it! Which sounds like an accomplishment, but I'm not gonna tell them what I...

Birth of a Prophet the unlikely prophet  prequel episode 4 by Dan Joyce ©2023 Many people see me distressed and insist I follow their way instead. Some think it's work, others religion. To my fans it is and has always been my writing and my art. That's why we do it. That's why we paint and write. Because truly for us, there is no other way of life. My father died of cancer around 2010. He promised to leave me money because of my disability , a stipend that I was to receive monthly. At first they suspiciously hid the will as...