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ILLEGAL POST - JKAT JOKES by Dan Joyce

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  3. JKAT JOKES
  5. A Jkat (known mentally ill) is the lowest on the hierarchy of the criminal justice system, above only a child molester. They are stereotyped to drool and make no sense. You gotta realize around the time j-category was set by the police, they were prescribing tranquilizers for them such as Thorazine, because psychotropic medicine was beginning and experimental. So, they got the strong stuff. They didn't have big Pharma or antidepressant lite.
  8. I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKIN’ BALL! JKAT IN THE HOUSE!!!
  11. So, a Mexican, a Jew and a JKAT get on a bus. Who gets off the bus first? Everybody but the JKAT..
  13. What does a JKAT say when you beat him up, strap him down and shoot him up with tranquilizers? Nothing he forgets how to talk.
  15. So, a Kardashian has a choice between a white stud, a black stud and a JKAT, what does the JKAT do? Beats off to her sex tape #pleasestop
  17. How many JKAT's are in congress? We don't know, Hippa Laws
  19. How many JKAT's in Fullerton are homeless? None, they live in jail. They're no dummies!
  21. So a JKAT meets the farmer's daughter and made a farm of their own. They had to give up when the Thorazine plants wouldn't grow. 
  23. JKAT lingerie - nothing comes between me and my JKAT
  25. How many JKAT’s does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, but he might get shocked 
  27. So, a Kardashian has a choice between a white stud, a black stud and a JKAT, what does the JKAT do? Beats off to her sex tape #pleasestop
  29. A JKAT will suck a cock for a bottle of whip cream. Who’s cock? The guy who bought the whip cream. #pleasestop
  31. We don't want the JKAT stoned on the internet, but we don't want him in our meetings. We're a family group.
  33. JKAT trivia - Why did Ayn Rand write so many novels about money? Because she would never make it as an economist.
  35. JKAT group homes suck! It's pretty sad when the cell phone is the smartest person in the room.
  37. What did the JKAT say to stay at the hospital when he was homeless? I see voices.
  39. JKAT Economics - When You ain't got nothin', you ain't got nothin' to do.
  41. A JKAT wants to be a rockstar. So he goes to the pawn shop to buy an instrument, but doesn't have talent to play the pet rock.
  43. JKAT beer commercial - I bought all the girl residents sodas and candy. I don't always spend all my money on women, but when I do, I drink Dos XX.
  45. JKAT religion - Tell your pastor Jesus helped the homeless and wasn't buying them drugs. #pleasestop
  47. JKAT DRAMA SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS - I AM NOT A MANIPULATING ADDICT. I AM A HUMAN TRYING TO SURVIVE. HAVE A HEART 
  49. JKAT BULLYING - small people like to pick fights with me because they know I won't do it...
  50. JKAT family counseling - Mary, what did you do to that boy?
  51. JKAT love talk - SPEAK ENGLISH IF YOU'RE GONNA FUCK ME! I DON'T KNOW SPANISH! AM I DOING IT WRONG???
  52. JKAT sticks with the Woods. It's likely the Mexicans would stab him over a joke. They have a different sense of humor... murder!
  53. The old JKAT says, I think I'm having an end of life crisis...
  54. How does a JKAT get laid? Stomach down on his pillow. How does Valerie Lewis get laid? Answer in the comments.

  55. Fullerton martyr JKAT Kelly Thomas was beaten to death by police, made homeless by his family. Sound familiar Ron???

    OC WEEKLY Ask a JKAT - Would Democrat's OC Weekly review any art, music or literature made by a JKAT? FUCK NO!

  56. Momma JKAT beat all her kittens and stole the JKAT's money as an adult. Pussy JKAT.

  57. JKAT disrespect - I don't mind you calling me a smart ass, provided that smart is the operative word.

    JKAT city hall - Sharon Quirk Silva helped the homeless and mentally ill in Fullerton by letting her JKAT brother die that way

    Sharon Quirk Silva wouldn't buy this JKAT a hamburger. I'm not her brother, he got it worse.

  58. Why did the JKAT flunk the Coca-Cola Pepsi taste test? He chose vodka.
  59. JKAT disrespect - I don't mind you calling me a smart ass, provided that smart is the operative word.
  1. SMOKE BREAK!
  2. You know officers, our criminal justice system might work better if the police actually took the time to listen to the defendant and the victim instead of yelling at them and intimidating them. If you look closely at our criminal justice system you may find we are closer to a dictatorship than a democracy. 90% of criminal trials don’t go to court. If we cannot provide due process of a fair trial to all the people we are arresting, then maybe we are ARRESTING TOO MANY PEOPLE!!! Back to the courtroom. JKAT IN THE BUILDING!

  3. OFFICERS 18681 E CENTER AVE ORANGE CA 92869LETS TALKI DON’T FEEL (feeling words are good) I DON’T FEEL I AM GETTING APPROPRIATE LEGAL REPRENTATION AS A JKAT! DO YOU KNOW THE LAW? I WOULD LIKE TO SO I STOP GETTING ARRESTED!
    PLEASE ANYBODY! FORWARD THIS TO MEDIA! I NEED TO UTILIZE AN AMERICAN RIGHT BEFORE IT KILLS ME!!!
  4. OFFICERS 18681 E CENTER AVE ORANGE CA 92869
    LETS TALK
    I DON’T FEEL (feeling words are good) I DON’T FEEL I AM GETTING APPROPRIATE LEGAL REPRENTATION AS A JKAT! DO YOU KNOW THE LAW? I WOULD LIKE TO SO I STOP GETTING ARRESTED!
    PLEASE ANYBODY! FORWARD THIS TO MEDIA! I NEED TO UTILIZE AN AMERICAN RIGHT BEFORE IT KILLS ME!!!
  5. JKAT statistics - Less than 30% of federal prisoners are mentally ill, over 80% of inmates were intoxicated at the time of crime.
  6. I've been beaten up by three people this year. Called the cops, not one was arrested. Money talks???
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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